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Which Devastating England Penalty Miss Are You?

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Oh, fuck everything.

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    2. fullers.co.uk
    3. greeneking.co.uk
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    2. hopback.co.uk
    3. samuelsmithsbrewery.co.uk
    1. theakstons.co.uk
    2. facebook.com
    3. en.wikipedia.org
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    1. ✓ Peter Beardsley
    2. ✓ Terry Butcher (first time)
    3. ✓ Peter Reid
    4. ✓ Terry Butcher (second time)
    5. ✓ Terry Fenwick
    6. ✓ Peter Shilton
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Which Devastating England Penalty Miss Are You?

  1. You got: Steven Gerrard @ Germany 2006

    You’re not the worst, but people expected a lot more from you.

  2. You got: Darius Vassell @ Euro 2004

    You try hard, but at the end of the day, you just might not be up to the challenge.

  3. You got: Frank Lampard @ Germany 2006

    You are a bit disappointing. But at this point, no-one expects much from you.

  4. You got: Ashley Cole @ Euro 2012

    You are an inevitable disappointment.

  5. You got: Ashley Young @ Euro 2012

    You are unlucky. You can get so close, but it just doesn’t quite come off.

  6. You got: Paul Ince @ France 1998

    You fly under the radar, so you’re never the first to get blamed.

  7. You got: Stuart Pearce @ Italia ‘90

    You are an unexpected failure. But you will always try to redeem yourself.

  8. You got: Jamie Carragher @ Germany 2006

    You are a specialist who can’t do the one thing you are supposed to specialise in.

  9. You got: David Beckham @ Euro 2004

    You are England’s sense of inevitable defeat.

  10. You got: David Batty @ France ‘98

    You are all of England’s self-doubt.

  11. You got: Gareth Southgate @ Euro ‘96

    You are England’s ennui.

  12. You got: Chris Waddle @ Italia ‘90

    You are England’s awareness of the futility of existence.

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