Community Post: Why Meteorology Is Paris Hilton’s True Calling
4. And an ability to explain complex topics for the viewer
8. But her greatest strength is no doubt how she can capitalize on visual aids
9. For example, this interactive display of cumulonimbus cloud movements
10. Or this demonstration of how to take shelter from a storm
11. She also has a keen understanding of stratospheric high pressure weather systems
13. Don’t underestimate her ability to adapt to rapidly fluctuating weather conditions
14. Or her ability to calmly break the news of impending disaster
16. She’ll even make sure you’re wearing the proper protective eyewear for any weather occasion
17. Paris Hilton would make the most perfect weather girl there ever was. After all, who can argue with her meteorological philosophy?
18. But alas, even the routine of a TV meteorologist is probably too simple life for her.
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