7 walking-into-a-bar jokes for grammar geeks April 19, 2017 (via McSweeney’s, Libraryland) Read more: http://twentytwowords.com/7-walking-into-a-bar-jokes-for-grammar-geeks/ Incoming search terms:ancientapsBe Sociable, Share! Tweet 9 responses to “7 walking-into-a-bar jokes for grammar geeks” Joshua Perkins says: March 31, 2017 at 1:46 pm “Drinking” is the gerund. Lavanda says: April 6, 2017 at 5:35 pm Lovely!!! Thank you for all your posts, I will use them in my lessons 🙂 ! Bill says: April 8, 2017 at 12:26 am A split infinitive walks into a bar and asks to first see the menu. Harry says: April 8, 2017 at 3:58 pm A spoonerism balks into a war, dras a link, then heaves. Jonathan says: April 14, 2017 at 2:14 pm Participle and an infinitive? Dan Henry says: April 15, 2017 at 1:51 pm A dangling preposition found a bar and walked in. Eva says: April 16, 2017 at 4:07 pm don’t know if mentioned:an adverb walks proudly and gracefully into a bar. Sean Deaux says: April 17, 2017 at 4:41 am A subjugated verb walked into a bar. Wild no longer but needs stitches. Prince Philip of Greece says: April 18, 2017 at 10:56 pm An ellipsis walks onto the end of a sentence… Previous Post: Community Post: Apple’s Mobile Redesign And The Fate Of The SkeuomorphNext Post: I’m not crying! (sniff) You’re crying.