Your Moms Pants » Jesus http://yourmomspants.com Ha ha! You'll laugh at my funny funny jokes! Fri, 22 May 2009 18:37:22 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=abc Gifts for Jesus http://yourmomspants.com/joke/gifts-for-jesus/ http://yourmomspants.com/joke/gifts-for-jesus/#comments Fri, 22 May 2009 18:21:35 +0000 John http://yourmomspants.com/?p=9 When Jesus was born, he got boxes of gold, myrrh, and frankincense. I don’t know about myrrh and frankincense, but what happened to his box of gold?

Do you think Joseph and Mary pulled a Gary Coleman on Jesus?

“Sorry Jesus, we know we’ve been managing your funds, but they’re all gone. It ain’t cheap keeping you in sandals.”

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