Your Moms Pants » current affairs http://yourmomspants.com Ha ha! You'll laugh at my funny funny jokes! Fri, 22 May 2009 18:37:22 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=abc Assault Weapons Ban http://yourmomspants.com/monologue/assault-weapons-ban/ http://yourmomspants.com/monologue/assault-weapons-ban/#comments Fri, 22 May 2009 18:33:48 +0000 John http://yourmomspants.com/?p=12 What’s up with this push to ban “assault weapons”? I don’t understand the term,

If I beat a guy to death with his poodle, doesn’t Fluffy become, by definition, an assault weapon?

Al Capone beat a guy to death with a baseball bat, should we ban basball? maybe we should ban anything that anybody used to kill someone else. Folks have been smothering eachother with pillows for years – banned. Kind Edward II of England was killed with a red hot poker up the butt – definitely banned.

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