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Assault Weapons Ban

What’s up with this push to ban “assault weapons”? I don’t understand the term,

If I beat a guy to death with his poodle, doesn’t Fluffy become, by definition, an assault weapon?

Al Capone beat a guy to death with a baseball bat, should we ban basball? maybe we should ban anything that anybody used to kill someone else. Folks have been smothering eachother with pillows for years - banned. Kind Edward II of England was killed with a red hot poker up the butt - definitely banned.

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