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Community Post: Things You Have A Better Chance At Than Winning The Lottery (Sorry)

1. Being considered that you’re possessed by Satan

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7,000 to 1

(2,500 times more likely)

2. Being randomly declared dead by a Social Security data entry mistake

23,483 to 1

(767 times more likely)

3. Being a Yankees fan

10 to 1

(1,800,000 times more likely)

4. Being able to date a supermodel

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88,000 to 1

(205 times more likely)

5. Becoming President of the United States

10,000,000 to 1

(1.8 times more likely)

6. Being injured by a toilet seat

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10,000 to 1

( 1,800,000 times more likely)

7. Being on a plane with a drunken pilot

117 to 1

(153,000 times more likely)

8. Becoming rich through Antiques Roadshow

60,000 to 1

(300 times more likely)

9. Seeing a UFO

3,000,000 to 1

(6 times more likely)

10. Being an Astronaut

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13,200,000 to 1

(1.36 times more likely)

Read more: http://buzzfeed.com/megmcewan/things-you-have-a-better-chance-at-then-winning-th-lq2c

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